Mike Pence jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.