Mike Pence jokes

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡