Mike Pence jokes

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!