Mike Pence jokes

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?