Mike Pence jokes
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.