Micheal Jackson jokes

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.