Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
