Micheal Jackson

Micheal Jackson jokes

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Baker

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Kid

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Orphan

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Gender

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )