What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why can't micheal Jackson play baseball. He made a hit and run
