Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
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whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
