Michael

Michael jokes

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Memes

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Race

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Coffin

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Boy

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Michael Jackson

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

Tea

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Michael Jackson

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.