Michael jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.