Michael jokes
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Memes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.