Michael jokes
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.