Michael jokes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Memes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.