Michael jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.