Michael

Michael Jokes

Steel

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. πŸ˜‚

Race

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Coffin

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Impression

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Boy

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Michael Jackson

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

Tea

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Michael Jackson

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Lady

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."