Michael jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Who would you choose?
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."