Michael jokes
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Memes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.