How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
what does michael say when he laughs? hehe
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
Miksi michael jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlour. The man behind the counter asks Michael. Can I help you? Michael exclaims I would like an ice cream? The man behind the counter asks. What flavour? Michael says. It doesn't matter what flavour, I'm gunna fucken drop it anyway.
Whats worse than ants down your pants, Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
