What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
