Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Michael Jokes
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
