Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Jokes

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Plastic Bag

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Bed

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Kid

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Crotch

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Wacko

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

Sausage

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Kid

Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!

Answer

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Phrase

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.