Mental Health jokes
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...