I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
