Mental Health jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.