I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
