Mental Health jokes
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.