Mental Health jokes

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.