What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
My depression is depressed.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
