Mental Health jokes

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.