Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
