17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You're Happy!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!!!!
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
One time a kid came to the hospital and said βI really need helpβ, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said βyes I am really hotβ and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said βare you sure, you look amazingβ and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support
Itβs sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient. He was a great vet.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
