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InTrEsT

Schools after killing all of their students
interests, and then blaming it on video games
Pie-by-theta 1h
Remove word "interest" then it will have
whole different meaning
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dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?

Hollow Knight Meme

"knight"
- smol
-but will kick ur ass
must be protected
void eyes
-
"(s)quirrell"
so chill
- "everything is so
fascinating"
- mentor vibes
"git gud"
- why such a huge head
no chill
- sews with her giant needle
GIT GUD
"tissue"
- will fight anyone
- "i'm the best"
everyone is weak,
he is the strongest
"corn"
did u mean "google maps"
let's play hide and seek
dork who wants to
discover the world
-
"zote THE MIGHTY"
- "i'm the best" (2)
- doesn't need ur help
(pls help him)
- a knight of great renown
"cloth"
very brave
- wasn't hiding, just
napping
- protect her
"mr mushroom"
- wtf is dis
- eternal being
- speaks mushroom
???

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

you; wonder where my dad is mean while dad; its good to be at milk island

uNGeHeUEr

If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?

I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.

Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?

Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke. Jokes have meaning.

quit comical

Dinka Scar Patterns
Initiation marks a young man's passage from boyhood to adulthood. Initiation means he
no longer does a boy's work of milking, tethering the cattle, and corting dung. Initiation
is marked by mutilation - tribal marks of several parallel lines or V-shoped marks-are
scarified onto the youth's forehead.

the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cough cough

When I type "I'm ducking mad" this
is what I mean

What does this mean 👊🥩

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"