Meal

Meal Jokes

Gold Digger

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

Meals on wheels

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

Nationalist

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Meat

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Difference

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Prank

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Marriage

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Pants

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

Kid

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD

Life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Rabbit

Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I got too obsessed with hares.

Bacon

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.