Marine biology jokes

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Ten-tickles.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish! 😂

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

What is a gathering of octopuses called?

Octoposse.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.