Marine biology jokes
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.