Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness