Many jokes
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.