Many jokes
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)