Many

Many Jokes

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"