Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
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i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
