Many jokes
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."