A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man they got it wrong, I wanted this shity plane
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
If you buy two condoms, but your banging a woman, its fine, dont throw it away, just make her transgender. I dunno man, worked for me.
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
