Male jokes
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Like if you blow male cows?
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."