Make jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Weedle will make you high.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."