Magician memes

Pear

3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

Jokes

Magic

4 years ago

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

Dog

7 years ago

What do you call a dog magician?

Labracadabrador!

News

6 years ago

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Magician jokes