When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot on concealer.
Jessie?
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter. A lot of the time he will take things for granite. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president
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You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
