Lot Jokes

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter. A lot of the time he will take things for granite. A lot of counter-offers were made.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now"

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot on concealer.

Jessie?

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. people are really orphans and there is a lot of em, and they are all depresed who would make fun of deppresed people? well those dumbass evil people!!

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny cash

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person "are you ok" because the next day they'll either be died or have a lot more cuts than they started to those who are dead now was it fun?

Uranus has a lot of poop. yeah. that is my joke

we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls

-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"