Lot jokes
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.