My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
your mom is so stoopid she got lost in bed world and slept on the floor
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
Why is America not good at clash Royale answer they lost 2 towers🤣🤣🤣🤣
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
