What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Loss Jokes
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
