Loss jokes
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.