Loss jokes
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.