Loss jokes
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.