Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.