Loss jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Who has no home?
Orphans.