Loss jokes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.