Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.