Loss jokes
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.