Loss jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.