Loss jokes
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.