Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”