Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Borthwick's hairline.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
