Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Loss Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Who has no home?
Orphans.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
