Loss jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.