Loss jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.