Loss jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"