Loss jokes
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.