Loss jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.