What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Loss Jokes
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
