Loss jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.