Loss jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.