Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.