What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
