Loss jokes
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.