Loss jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?