Loss jokes
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.