Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Stop, orphan joke!
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.