Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.