Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
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