Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.