Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
UHH, DADDY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My dad died lol.
I lost my bag. :(
