Loss jokes
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
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What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!