Loss jokes
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.