Loss jokes
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What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!