Loss jokes
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."