Loss jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.