Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
