Loss jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.