Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
