Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.