When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
