Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
