If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
