Loss jokes
UHH, DADDY!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.