Loss jokes
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.