Loss jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
My mom died.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.