Loss jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.