Loss jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.