Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN ππ π Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP π©π©π©π© Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP π©π©π π Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Loser.
Whatβs the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.