Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican
You look like you playing hide and seek with your hairline
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
