Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
dark humor is like water some people get it others dont
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
why is the gay kid gay?
because he likes men
sick i lied i like big black men
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
that is so bad just like u
If I like having sex and and get with 15 people are they getting sexified?
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
