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Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS