Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Like Jokes
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! π
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" π π π π π π π truth ong fr π Face with thing is funny or... π π π π the
Bunger got me like:
π Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org βΊ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: π
Orphans got me like: π
jokes got me like : π Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org βΊ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Tazzaro got me like: π
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "Iβm gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what itβs like to be wanted.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
