Letter

Letter Jokes

Alphabet

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

Difference

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Middle

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Death

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Month

What is the shortest month of the year?

May, it only has 3 letters!

Word

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Therapist

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Insult

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Peepee

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Vision

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

Spell

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Mother-in-law

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.