# Toilet Paper

Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo

# Alphabet

I love the letters of the elphabat

# People

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

# Name

how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that’s how they named c EH n EH d EH

# Alphabet

what do you call a letter using the bathroom

the P

# Puns

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

# Toilet

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says “yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?” The boy replies " I don’t know miss… The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says “Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says “what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says “180”! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks “what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet”? The sister says " I’m a Barbie girl in a barbie world”! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet”? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says “what is the second one”? “180”! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

The end

# Alphabet

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet

I font know y

# Sister

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

# Orphan

What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps

# Problem

A letter to all Math; Dear Math, Grow up an solve your own problems! 2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!

# Puns

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last

# Puns

I’m friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

# Puns

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Olé Olé Olé!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

# Wife

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

# Alphabet

What’s the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know

# People

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

# People

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# People

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

# People

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor./))/)