If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Ii.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
