Letter jokes
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In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Ppppppp.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.