Letter jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Ppppppp.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

Ii.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.