me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why do risky people have cats
So they have 10 live with them
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Nope Nope and Nope
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
