Letter jokes

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

How do you say "fish" without the "i"?

Fsh

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.