Why do risky people have cats
So they have 10 live with them
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
Nope Nope and Nope
What is hitlers favorite letter.... Not-Z
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
global warming is the average of temperature on earth
how do bees go to school? They go on a school buzz
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD because F stands for family and stands for mom and D stands for dad
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
what are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A,B,C you in hell
