Letter jokes
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
F in orphan means family.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O