Letter jokes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.