You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
