Lethality jokes

How do you kill a tranny?

Misgender it to death.

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

You are so ugly my man died.

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

A pun enters the room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

I hit my friend.

He's dead now.

These gags are killing me!

If trees could kill you, they wood.