Lethality jokes
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Community talk
Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.