Lethality jokes

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.