Lethality jokes

How do you kill a tranny?

Misgender it to death.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

You are so ugly my man died.

These gags are killing me!

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

A pun enters the room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

I hit my friend.

He's dead now.