Lego jokes

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.