Legless jokes
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I have no legs.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 馃槀
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.