I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Whats an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot
I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.
if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
what is the difference between me and a retard? At Least I Have Chromosomes
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
