What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, itβs obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they arenβt flat.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 π¦Ά taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Iβm a god, and Iβm here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
I meant to say, whatβs an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
Itβs not like they can watch it anyway: itβs PG.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
