Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Whats an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot
I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.
if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
