What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
